feminine astrology for the modern mystic
Daughter of aphrodite
feminine embodiment + astrology training
Daughter of Aphrodite is a twelve-month path of feminine remembrance and rediscovery. Your journey with DOA weaves Venusian wisdom, astrology, archetype, myth, nervous-system devotion, and sisterhood into one practice.
✓ Instant Access to the DOA Feminine Mysteries Curriculum
✓ 12 Months of Live Calls with Gisele
✓ Access to pre-recorded and upcoming guest teachings from somatic + healing experts
✓ Access to the incredible DOA sorority
✓ Certification in Feminine Astrology (optional)
“A Woman in harmony with her spirit
is like a river flowing.
She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination
prepared to be herself
and only herself ”
find your hotline↓
Your birth chart holds the answers you've been searching for. The Cosmic Hotline is where I decode your astrology and Human Design through an intuitive, empowering lens and deliver it straight to your inbox as a personal audio transmission. No Zoom calls, no scheduling stress. Just deep, practical guidance on the exact area of life you're ready to wave over with a magic wand 🪄
For the matriarchs, the business babes, the ones who know they’re here to leave a legacy and share their incredible gifts with the world.
💌 Call this hotline when:
You know you’re gifted and you don’t wanna hide it anymore.
You’re ready to take responsibility for your life and have the ability to put time, energy, and effort into building a life that actually feels good.
You’re at a career crossroads and need validation that you’re on the right path.
You hate your boss and you need to quit your soul sucking job.
You’re tired of being the burnt out, overfunctioning, woman of the hour and you’re ready to start co-creating with the Divine.
You need somebody (ahem, me) to remind you of your brilliance so the entrepreneurial path feels less lonely and frightening.
You want to become your family’s first millionaire.
You have no clue what you’re good at and are craving somebody to reflect you back to you.
Your reading will be 45 minutes long and will be delivered to you via email within two weeks of payment.
This reading is for the woman who’s ready to stop playing small, own her gifts, and build a career and life that actually matches the vision she carries in her heart.
For the lover girls, the muses, the artists, the ones who want their life to feel like a delicious summer in the south of France, wherever they are.
💌 Call this hotline when:
You’re obsessing over your ex and are craving some clarity around what kind of love you’re actually destined for.
You find yourself asking “is this really it??” when you think about the lacklustre life you’re living.
You have a sneaking suspicion you are the Goddess in human form and need confirmation so you can truly become her.
You’ve decided that you refuse to spend one more day hiding your beauty, sensuality, and creative nature.
You’re ready to tap into your inner muse and turn your life into art.
You want to attract opportunities + people without lifting a finger.
You’re dying to know what makes you irresistible and what your seduction superpowers are.
Your reading will be 45 minutes long and will be delivered to you via email within 2 weeks of payment.
This reading is for the woman who's ready to understand her patterns in love, come back to her heart,, and step fully into the magnetic and desirable woman she knows she can be.
For the mystics, the seekers, the ones who are in the midst of massive upheaval and change but who trust that they’re always exactly where they’re meant to be.
💌 Call this hotline when:
You’re in your Saturn Return — a transit that happens for all of us when we’re between the ages of 28 and 31.
Your life feels like it’s falling apart and you want to know what’s waiting for you on the other side.
You’ve recently become obsessed with myths and legends about the dark feminine — hecate, persephone, lilith, medusa, or any of the other goddesses that support us in our journey to the dark.
You have a strong feeling you might be a witch, an oracle, a mystic, or a healer.
Old identities, jobs, friendships, or loves are shedding and you need a map through the in-between.
You can feel a new self at the door and you’re ready to meet her.
You’re ready to explore your shadow and all of the parts of yourself you’ve been hiding from.
Your reading will be 45 minutes long and will be delivered to you via email within 2 weeks of payment.
This reading is for the woman who can feel her old life falling away but isn’t sure whats next. Leave with clarity on what this season is asking of you and how to trust yourself through it all.
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upcoming classes
The Matriarch: A Woman's Guide to Navigating Saturn in AriesA 2.5-Hour Live Workshop | Sunday, March 22nd | $55 CAD
The Matriarch knows something the good girl never learned.
She knows what she will carry and what she won't. She knows the difference between devotion and self-abandonment. She has stopped explaining herself, stopped over-extending herself, and stopped waiting for permission to take up space.
Saturn in Aries is calling you into your Inner Matriarch.
Not into more responsibility. Not into more discipline. Not into doing more, being more, holding more. If you are already the one who holds everything together then Saturn isn't here to ask more of you.
She's here to ask you what you're finally ready to put down.
The Matriarch is a 2.5-hour live workshop exploring what Saturn in Aries truly means for women who have been carrying too much for too long. We'll move beyond the traditional "stern daddy" interpretation of Saturn and into something older, wiser, and far more powerful: the energy of a woman who has done the work, earned her discernment, and no longer tolerates less than she deserves.
This is not about stepping up.
This is about stepping into yourself.
Inside the workshop we will cover:
Saturn as Grandmother vs. Saturn as Daddy — and how to know which energy is your medicine
The lessons Saturn in Aries is bringing for all 12 Zodiac Signs
Saturn Return guidance for those born with Saturn in Aries natally
How to work with Saturn as an overfunctioning woman — including developing stronger boundaries, deeper discernment, and the ability to finally let go of what was never yours to carry
Date: Sunday, March 22nd @ 5PM Saskatchewan time Duration: 2.5 hours Investment: $55 CAD
Already a Daughter of Aphrodite babe? This workshop is part of the DOA curriculum so you're already in, no need to sign up separately.
A few things to know before you join: The workshop will be recorded, so if you can't make it live the replay will be available to you. All registered participants will receive an email the day before with everything you need to join. Make sure to add hello@thecosmiclaundry.com to your list of approved senders so it doesn't end up in your junk folder.
This is a live, interactive experience hosted by @thecosmiclaundry. Spots are limited.
hi angel!
I’m Gisele. An Astrology and Feminine Wisdom Mentor for the Modern Magical Woman. I read your birth chart like a love letter and remind you why your soul chose to be here in this timeline, in this body, and with the very specific gifts and challenges that you have.
It is all divine and by design.
your chart isn’t a mystery. its a mirror🪞
The Sol Guide is a 70+ page bespoke blueprint that fuses Astrology + Human Design into one gorgeous embodied map. Created just for you.
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If Astrology is the roadmap, Human Design is the GPS. Together they create a unique blueprint for your path in this lifetime. In the Sol Guide, you will discover what you’re meant to experience and why you are perfect just as you are.
Every Guide is unique and fully personalized. No two guides will be the same, just as no two birth charts are the same.
When you purchase a Sol Guide our team of magical fairies gets to work on casting your Birth Chart + Human Design Body Graph and putting all of the pieces together into a PDF document. You will receive this document via e-mail (for the digital versions) or in the mail.